What’s Inside the Schnikeez Emergency Kit

Discreet Travel Bag

This appears to be an ordinary bookbag, not a medical kit or bathroom product. The decal is designed to resemble a lightning bolt, but upon closer inspection, it reveals a colon emblem

Leak-Resistant Basin

Your backup “toilet” when there’s nowhere else to go. It’s medical-grade and leak-proof

Lavender Scented Basin Liner

These leak-proof, calming lavender-scented liners prevent odors from escaping, allowing you to seal up the mess until you can dispose of it properly

Cucumber Scented Cleanup Wipes

These gentle cucumber-scented wipes are skin-safe and designed for quick cleanup, whether you’re cleaning yourself or dealing with other messes

Reusable Cloth Wipes

Soft, durable, and washable cloths for drying and finishing after cleanup

Washable Bag

There will likely be some cleanup involved. Any soiled wet or dry wipes or clothing can be placed in the washable bag, which you can dispose of and wash upon arrival at your destination

Cashmere-Scented Odor Spray

Cashmere Odor Neutralizing Scent helps you quickly regain composure and humility after a situation passes

Lavender Scented Basin Liner (5x)
Leak-Resistant Basin (1x)
Cashmere-Scented Odor Spray (1x)
Reusable Cloth Wipes (2x)
Cucumber Scented Cleanup Wipes (2x)
Washable Bag (1x)

Who It's For

Those with colon disorders that result in bowel incontinence face a real problem while traveling in a car. When your body decides it’s time, there is no ability to "hold it". Schnikeez takes that worry away of pooping your pants. We give you everything you need when the moment arrives, with extra space to add your personal touch.

  • Do You Have...?

    Ulcerative Colitis, Crohn’s Disease, IBS, or IBD which results in Bowel Incontinence

  • Would You Rather...?

    Be prepared when the moment comes as best as you can, or poop your pants and clean up the mess with shame lingering

  • Are You...?

    A Traveler, Commuter, Road-Tripper who finds themselves far away from bathrooms

What It Solves

  • Sudden, unstoppable bowel movements

    Designed for the one moment when you're traveling and your condition flares

  • Traveling in a vehicle, No Bathroom In-sight

    When there's no bathroom close by, and you are out of options. When your body decides, you have seconds, not minutes

  • Embarrassment and Shame

    These colon conditions are difficult enough. One unprepared bowel movement can lead to shame, panic, and a mess no one wants to face

Storage & Key Attributes

  • Durable nylon exterior with a soft-handle carry system
  • Large-capacity main compartment with secure interior zipper pocket for wipes, liners, and sensitive items
  • Bottom pocket for a change of underwear, extra wipes, or personal backup essentials
  • Simple drawstring closure for quick access in emergencies
  • Durable polyester lining for structure and longevity
  • Dimensions: 17.7” × 9.8” × 0.8”

Why It Works

It gives you a real emergency alternative, not embarrassing diapers or crossing fingers until the next stop.

  • Compact: Fits in your vehicle, backpack, or carry-on.
  • Real backup plan: An actual emergency solution, not just hoping you make it to the next exit.
  • Fast-access: Pull it out, open it, and handle the emergency in seconds.
  • Discreet: Looks like regular travel gear, not medical equipment.
  • Designed without judgment: Every item is chosen for the worst-case scenario people don’t want to talk about.